Shy Guy Goes to Tesco - First Build
A downloadable game
DISCLAIMER: This is a work in progress, the features / presentation of the game aren't final
"In the grim darkness of the North East, there is only Tesco" - Sun Tzu or something
White Shy Guy (White) is a luckless layabout grifter. Holed up on the moldy Throston council estate he lives next to an EDL member and opposite a drug dealer. Subsisting on nothing but microwave meals and Universal Credit is a rough way to live and life would be over without his clubcard discount.
Explore Hartlepool, the coastal crown of English decay. In your quest to shop for daily amenities, battle or avoid the towns smackheads and feral children with a classic turn-based combat system more barebones than the British welfare system. Get lost in the architecure of the past, sprawling derelict tributes to happier times, free of Thatcher and insurance fires.
Alongside this quest, grapple with White's insecurities, British humour, working class social commentary and KSI.
Many features are in progress / in the game on a minimized scale, including but not limited to:
- McDonalds healing items, because you live in a town so deprived of prospects affording healthy food isn't in the cards.
- Illegal car park brawls, where you can release your pent-up contempt for your countrymen by dominating them in hand-to-hand combat!
- Break into your neighbour's houses and steal their food, items and weaponry, but beware of Cleveland Police
- Fuck it, beat up your neighbours while you're at it
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