
Shy Guy Goes to Tesco - First Build
A downloadable game
EDIT AS OF 7/7/25: I'm bored as fuck and I want something to work on again. Working on the next build
"In the grim darkness of the North East, there is only Tesco" - Sun Tzu or something
Join White Shy Guy on his weekly adventure into the treacherous shithole known as North East England. Make it to Tesco without getting sacrificed to the crackhead gods and maybe meet a few friends along the way.
Alongside this quest, grapple with White's insecurities, British humour, the cruel passage of time and KSI.
Many features are in progress / in the game on a minimized scale, including but not limited to:
- McDonalds healing items, because you live in a town so deprived of prospects affording healthy food isn't in the cards
- Illegal car park brawls, where you can release your pent-up contempt for your countrymen by fucking smashing their faces in
- Break into your neighbour's houses and steal their food, items and weaponry, but beware of Cleveland Police
- Fuck it, beat up your neighbours while you're at it
| Status | In development |
| Author | The Shaft |
| Genre | Adventure, Role Playing |
| Tags | 2D, Casual, Funny, help, Indie, Pixel Art, RPG Maker, RPG Maker MV, tesco |
| Content | No generative AI was used |
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Development log
- I'm working on this shit againJul 07, 2025





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